you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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