Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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