It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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