I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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