I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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