We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just googled if crying burns calories
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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