don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Do vagina's smell?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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