Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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