When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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