My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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