white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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