why didn't you poke me back
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
