we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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