Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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