if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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