we have pet lesbian snakes
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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