its not stalking. its research.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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