I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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