I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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