i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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