At least make sure they are 18
Why
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
