I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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