weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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