ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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