if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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