where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I AM VODKA MAN
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
