Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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