someone threw a dead crab at me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sext me about skeletons
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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