I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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