Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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