pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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