We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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