Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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