Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
worst night to have a conscience
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
