going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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