I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
