Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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