I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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