Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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