well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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