I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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