So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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