I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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