after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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