I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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