I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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