you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just want to make out with him forever
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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