Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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