Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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