I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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