It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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