Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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