Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
