PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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