Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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