Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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